Honest Con Man

I can't even count the number of times I've been contacted by
Nigerian princes to help move their money out of the country.
Unfortunately, I don't keep a bank account because that's just
another way the man tries to keep tabs on my brothel me on a
short leash. Anyway, I like how the scammer comes out of character
at the end with a "thanks man". That was great. Not as great as my
love for you, but I have a big heart. And hands. Hey, did you know
if your hand is bigger than your face you'll die young? It's true
-- you should try it. *SMACK-A-POW* Wow, I can't believe
you fell for that. Ha, or when I told you I loved you.
Thanks to Joemo, who once conned an old lady out of her
retirement by having sex with her. Gross, Joemo.